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Puff
Puff Parse

A TBC Classic Anniversary guild where good vibes and green logs go hand in hand. We raid hard, laugh harder, and nobody gets benched for forgetting a flask.

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Who We Are

Relax.
Then Parse.

Puff Puff Parse is a laid-back raiding guild on the TBC Classic Anniversary servers. We believe the best raid nights happen when everyone shows up loose, laughing, and maybe just a little too comfortable in their chair.

If your idea of a good raid night is killing Lady Vashj while the voice chat turns into a podcast, you're home.

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Chill Environment
No rage, no guilt. Mistakes happen — we laugh, we adjust, we move on.
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Parse-Minded
We still care about playing well. Green logs welcome, gray logs coached — not mocked.
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Progression Goals
T5 and beyond. We're here to see the endgame and collect the loot.
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Good Chat
Active Discord, voice chat that doubles as a late-night talk show.
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Guild Resources

Do Your Homework

Don't worry, it's the fun kind of homework.

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Serpentshrine Cavern Guide
Full walkthrough of every trash pack and boss in SSC — tank, healer, and DPS breakdowns included. Built for TBC Anniversary post-nerf tuning.
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Tempest Keep Guide
Al'ar, Void Reaver, Solarian, and Kael'thas — role-by-role breakdowns for TK. Coming soon as we progress through T5.
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Consumables List
Required and recommended flasks, elixirs, food buffs, and pots for current progression content. Bring at least the basics — the guild bank covers the rest.
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The Vibe Code

Soft Rules, Hard Vibes

We don't have a 12-page charter. Just don't be a buzzkill.

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Show up. Be present. If you can make the raid, show up on time. Life happens — just let us know in Discord. A 10-second message saves 25 people 20 minutes of waiting.
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Know your spec, love your rotation. We're not asking for orange parses. We're asking for effort. Read a guide, watch a video, ask a guildie. Show up ready to perform.
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Consumables are required for progression nights. Flask or elixir combo, food buff, at least one mana/healing pot. If you're broke, the guild bank will spot you. No excuses on this one.
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No toxicity. Seriously, ever. We will wipe. That's WoW. Blame the mechanics, not each other. Constructive feedback is welcome. Rage-typing in raid chat is not.
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Have fun or tell us why you're not. If raiding stops being fun, talk to an officer. We can fix most things. We can't fix what we don't know about.